Inspired by the legendary recipe that made Pusser’s famous, the Calm Seas Painkiller is a fruit juice cocktail that delivers the unmistakable taste of the tropics — now reimagined for a new wave. Crafted with vibrant pineapple juice, bright orange juice, and silky cream of coconut, this ready-to-drink island classic is infused with 5mg THC for a perfectly balanced, low-dose experience.
Low Dose. Zero Proof. Full Island Escape.
🌴 Authentic Painkiller flavor profile
🌊 5mg THC — approachable, low-dose enjoyment
🥥 Pineapple, orange & cream of coconut
⚓ Zero proof, full island character
🥶 12 ounce canned 4-pack
Whether you’re dockside at sunset, gathered with friends, or simply trading the rush for a little relaxation, Calm Seas delivers the tropical escape without the alcohol. This isn’t just a drink. It’s a gentler horizon. Find your calm. Ride the tide.
This product is available for purchase by adults 21 years of age or older.
Orders containing Calm Seas Painkiller will ship via UPS or USPS with Adult Signature / Age Verification Required. A valid, government-issued photo ID showing the recipient is 21+ must be presented to the carrier at the time of delivery.
Packages cannot be left unattended and delivery cannot be completed without age verification.
Rum and the sea are inseparable, and no rum is more akin to the sea or sailors than Pusser's Rum – the Original Navy Rum.
Deemed the 'Single Malt of Rum' by Forbes Magazine, see our extensive list of Awards and Honours.
Blended and re-distilled using the vintage Port Mourant Double Wooden Pot Still which the Admiralty specified over 250 years ago.
